Tweedledee and Tweedledumb Taken in Tandem Bust
Skippy Massey
Humboldt Sentinel
Some people are slow learners. Really slow. Their belt doesn’t go through all the loops and their cheese fell off
the cracker.
Take this for example:
On Monday, June 24, patrol officers and detectives from the Eureka Police Department’s Problem Oriented Policing Unit (POP) conducted a vehicle investigation in the 400 block of “N” street in Eureka.
There, detectives contacted Thomas Grzymski, 35, and Jessica Grzymski, 24.
While one detective was speaking to Mr. Grzymski at the driver’s door, Ms. Grzymski was seen concealing an item in her sweatshirt. Because of Thomas’ probation terms and for officer safety reasons based on Jessica’s actions, both occupants of the vehicle were detained.
What was found in Ms. Tweedledumb’s shirt isn’t known. It could have been a gerbil. Or a ferret. We haven’t the foggiest idea based on the EPD report we were given, so just use your imagination here.
The detective’s investigation on “N” street led them to the Grzymskis’ travel trailer parked in Manila. OK. Now we’re finally getting somewhere.
As a result of that investigation the nosy detectives struck oil. Black gold. Texas tea. More likely, black tar.
They found and seized a whopping:
- 8.9 ounces of heroin
- 1.7 ounces of methamphetamine
- And 10.6 grams of marijuana
So sad: Thomas Grzymski was taken into custody for:
- Possession of Methamphetamine for Sales
- Possession of Heroin for Sales
- Possession of Brass Knuckles
- And Probation Violations
More sad: Jessica Grzymski was taken into custody for:
- Possession of Heroin for Sales
- Possession of Methamphetamine for Sales
- And Probation Violations
Both the Tweedledee and Tweedledumb Grzymskis were transported to the Humboldt County Correctional Facility and booked on the above junkie charges.
To note, this wasn’t Thomas Grzymski’s first trip around the block, though.
The dim bulb was recently arrested on April 22 at a local motel. At the time he was found to have 1.6 ounces of heroin, 1.2 ounces of methamphetamine, and in possession of a stolen laptop computer.
Some folks never learn, even when they’re on Probation.
But you gotta love’ em: A junkie will steal your stuff, and then help you look for it. And remember, kids: Never fall in love with a person who loves heroin because it’s always, always, the other mistress– and a far better lover than you.
True Love, Breaking Bad. Sugary sweetness stuck on you.
Anyone with information concerning suspected drug activity, or other nuisances occurring in the City of Eureka is encouraged to call the Problem Oriented Policing Unit at (707) 441-4373.
